YELLOW LAKES, USA – Local golfer Terry Malone brought two pairs of pants to his weekend round—not for the classic “hole in one” joke, but because of his chronic and terribly unfunny incontinence.
“I wish it was about getting an ace,” Malone admitted. “But it’s really about surviving the front nine without a soggy disaster.”
Club members say Malone’s pre-round checklist now includes extra trousers, waterproof socks, and a quiet prayer.
At press time, Malone had made par on the 5th and a quick trip to the deep rough.
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